And on the seventh day, God said ‘Let there be Brunch’ and there was Brunch
All those who partake in Brunch shall follow the Ten Brunch Commandments
Amen
- Thou shall cleanse thy mind, body, and soul with bottomless mimosas
- Thou shall confess thy transgressions from the night before
- Thou shall not judge the confessions of thy neighbors
- Thou shall attend Brunch mass on time, no matter the strength of thy hangover
- Thou shall head nod to those thee danced with last night and then quickly avert thee gaze; Brunch forgives thee for not remembering their name
- Thou shall not speak of work on Monday
- Thou shall break avocado toast with thy neighbors and be merry
- Thou shall give thanks for thy health, thy happiness and thy Brunch tribe
- Thou shall sing the sacred hymns of 90’s pop music with joy and laughter filling thy heart
- Thou shall rest after Brunch for Brunch day is a day of rest and reflection